Sayings…Funny but True!

 


1. Regular naps prevent old age… especially if you take them while driving.

2. Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee.

3. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!

4. They said we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried- but they wanted cash.

5. A child’s greatest period of growth is the month after you’ve purchased new school uniforms.

6. Don’t feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.

7. Don’t marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without… but whatever you do, you’ll regret it later.

8. You can’t buy love. . But you pay heavily for it.

9. True friends stab you in the front.

10. Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me.

11. Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.

12. Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

13. My wife and I always compromise. I admit I’m wrong and she agrees with me.

14. Those who can’t laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

15. Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.

16. It doesn’t matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.

17. They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak.

18. Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.

19. Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something.

20. Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.

 

21. Discipline is how you behave when you are not watched

  

22. Many things can be preserved in alcohol. Dignity is not one of them.

  

23. Never smoke in bed … The ashes falling on the floor might be yours.

  

24. One should always marry … afterall happiness is not everything in life.

  

25. A successful man is one who can earn more than his wife can spend … A Successful Woman is one who can find such a man. 

 

 

 

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25 thoughts on “Sayings…Funny but True!

  1. Mrs.Sammira says:

    I enjoyed 3,4,13,17,18a lot!!
    Alll were nice
    the last one is the frame that my mom has it in her home and I have always told her that Dad had just done that and that she is lucky- the click is that she does not spend much even when she has lots of money.
    I love my Dad and Mom a lot.!!!!

  2. Linda Ea says:

    Thank you for this excellent write-up. I did detect I’m getting a few glitches on your website page though. I can easily view the content just fine however for some reason at this time there is a frame on top that states “page can not be found” well this may possibly be on my end, I could have some spy ware.

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